Cats

[SnipySev]

Are you crazy brave enough?

Hand + Cat

Both my hands and arms used to be full of scratches before I moved out of my family's house! My cat is a wild little beast though.

[Brannayen]

Here's another reason cats are better than dogs. Say you want to go on vacation, do you....

A) put out an extra big little box, big bowl of food and water, and your cat is good for a week by itself
B) pray you can find someone to walk your dog or let him out, feed him ever day (if you give him a week's worth of food, he'll eat it all the moment you leave, then puke it on your carpet), or pay handsomely to put him in a pet hotel for a week.

[Ironface]

Score one for dogs, who don't resort to eating you when you die.

[Kern•]

Score one for dogs, who don't resort to eating you when you die.

They totally would.

[Sackpapoi]

I changed my mind, I totally despise some cats.
1) They decide to take their morning jogs ALL over the car leaving little footprints on the windshield.
2) For some reason all my friends' cats are spawns of the devil and hate everyone (yes, the owners said it themselves and the cats proved their points).
3) In my old neighborhood cats that were let out would scratch on every tree on every lawn.
4) They're flippin' EVERYWHERE here, and they leave little surprises everywhere and I'm forced to pick them up as a bonus to my daily chores. I'm only supposed to pick up my dog's crud, not the whole neighborhood's cats' crud.
5) There was this one cat that was a total troll and would hop and sleep on any seat at my friends' house before I could sit on it.
6) There were cats all over the place when I went with one of my uncles, and I stepped on one's tail on the stairs and it nearly made me fall.
7) My friend was ambushed by one in the night at a sleepover.
They always find new ways to scare the living daylight out of me, hiding in places I would never suspect. Especially when it's dark and their eyes glow.
Yes, most of these are personal experiences with devil-ninja cats. Notice how I said SOME cats, not just "cats" or "all cats", because I know that there are plenty nice cats in the world. Especially those cats who put up with my energetic three year old self, back when I thought they were so cute I could just hug their wittle brains out.

I don't think this should turn into a "cats vs. dogs which is bettur lol" competition, because apple only asked what we thought of them. Also there are loads of people who own dogs and/or cats and probably don't really enjoy some of what they read on here, even if it is simply derping around, so be considerate. Also I personally just don't like when someone says "better", it's just a bad word in my dictionary.
Derp.

[Apple2012]

Some cats are strangely behaved. I know some like to eat human food.

[gdn001]

Some cats are strangely behaved. I know some like to eat human food.

By "some" I understand "every single one of them". At least them all will ask for human food.

[Frinklebumper]

I don't like cats. Never have, and never will.

Kittens are just OK. But the second they're fully grown, HECK NO.

Now dogs, on the other hand...

[Apple2012]

By "some" I understand "every single one of them". At least them all will ask for human food.

Cats are just some silly creatures, but mostly playful animals.

There is a YouTube video of two cats meowing throughout the entire video.

[X-FROGBOY-X]

My cat always poops in the bathtub, one time I picked him up when I caught him and he pooped all the way to the backdoor.

No fake story here, I'm not a thanks-junkie, only the truth.

[abyssalassassin]

My cat always poops in the bathtub, one time I picked him up when I caught him and he pooped all the way to the backdoor.

No fake story here, I'm not a thanks-junkie, only the truth.

Think that's bad? (Before he got lost) I once saw my cat about to mark his territory in the hall, picked him up, he weed all over me.

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[Bremnen]

The kitty I adobted last week, her name is lulu C:


(i liek kittehz)

[grayspence]

The kitty I adobted last week, her name is lulu C:


(i liek kittehz)

That Kitty is flipping adorable

[StevenI]

The kitty I adobted last week, her name is lulu C:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I have a couple of cats myself, both of them awesome and certainly much better behaved than some of the cats that I've read about in this thread!

[Sackpapoi]

My cat always poops in the bathtub, one time I picked him up when I caught him and he pooped all the way to the backdoor.

No fake story here, I'm not a thanks-junkie, only the truth.

TROLOLOL! I'm sorry, that was just too awesome. I couldn't help it. That's an unusual one.
Sometimes there are cats in the trees. I really hope they don't decide to bomb me.