Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a good character in a story but you are the first person to die because of plot.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are in the Hunger Games. ...basically what Nemo said above.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the invincible antagonist in a story but that's why you die by unnatural means.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I use my magic wand to turn you into a fly. I also teleport you near a lilypad.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are on the internet for the first time and your innocence was brutally murdered. You also committed suicide.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a Native American on Hispaniola when Christopher Columbus landed. You die of disease.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a happy arrow of Robin Hood's. When he shoot the bull's eye, he shoots another arrow which penetrates you brutally.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I cram you into my luggage so we can both go somewhere cheaply, but there's no air hole.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a piercing of a generous god, but then Leonidas throws his spear and cuts you off.

[NathanBros]

You're a black descendant in USA.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I place you smack dab in the middle of a Mario Kart course. Bob-ombs are quite powerful!

[TenebrisNemo]

I place you into Dark Souls. You die instantly.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I turn you into a Goomba and place you into World 1-1.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the most intelligent in a dump town. They hang you because they thought you're a witch.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I turn you into TenebrisNemo, and the Grammar Nazis gas you for mixing tenses in your sentences.

[TenebrisNemo]

I turn you into a L1N3R1D3R, then the people who can speak more than 2 languages lynch you to death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I turn you into my rhetoric teacher, and the overwhelmed students protest against you and end your life.

[TenebrisNemo]

I turn you into a Hayao Miyazaki movie, but unfortunately your name means something funny in Spanish and people torture you to death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I turn you into a midget, but everyone else makes fun of you and you cry yourself to death.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the chosen hero in a cliche anime. Too bad that you're a guy so you will die 101%.