The hands have such a bad stench that you die of it before they even touch you.
Results 741 to 760 of 1035
-
10-07-2016 #741
-
10-08-2016 #742
The hell's flames are even hotter because of global warming, and you die like a sausage in an oven every time you come back to life.
-
10-08-2016 #743
I push you into the Pacific Ocean without any equipment.
-
10-13-2016 #744Lint
- PSN
- NathanBros
- Join Date
- Oct 2015
- Location
- Super Mario World
- Posts
- 22
Let you discuss something serious trying to be reasonable with Donald's.
"Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year."
My blog: Sylenth1 VST Synth
-
10-13-2016 #745
Sorry that you forgot your coat on your winter trip to Alaska. Time to climb a mountain!
-
10-15-2016 #746
You're the first man ever to land on the moon naked!
-
10-15-2016 #747
You're the first man ever to attend a college class naked!
-
10-19-2016 #748
You're the first person on live TV who drinks molten lava!
-
10-19-2016 #749
You're the first person to ever see TenebrisNemo naked!
-
10-20-2016 #750
You're the first man ever to witness L1N3R1D3R's nightly adventures!
-
10-20-2016 #751
I reincarnate you and make you the first woman ever to witness my nightly adventures.
-
10-21-2016 #752Talentless Hack
- PSN
- sir_monacle
- Join Date
- Oct 2015
- Location
- In another dimension - Mars
- Posts
- 521
The pure sight of me on this forum fills you with such dread that you become so paranoid to the point of a heart attack.
signature 2016: "2016 yet I'm still using a PlayStation 3...." --sir monacle
signature 2017: "The more you struggle with something, the more rewarding it feels to finish it." --sir monacle
-
10-21-2016 #753
They say you could be anything. So you became a heart attack but you attacked Donald Trump which doesn't have a heart so you vanish from existence before you even existed.
-
10-21-2016 #754
You are a Grammar Nazi, and you die at the sight of Nemo calling a person "which" instead of "who".
On second thought, Donald Trump isn't a person...
-
10-24-2016 #755
You are defusing a bomb which has 4 minutes left until it detonates. Too bad I set it to explode at 3:59.
-
10-24-2016 #756
I make the Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes bomb as difficult as possible, and I put you into that room.
-
10-25-2016 #757
You are in a crazy laboratory where the doctors turns you into a bomb, then L1N31D3R activates you and you explode.
-
10-25-2016 #758Talentless Hack
- PSN
- sir_monacle
- Join Date
- Oct 2015
- Location
- In another dimension - Mars
- Posts
- 521
I was the doctor. After realizing this shocking plot twist, you get over excited to the point of insanity, just before jumping into a furnace, which is so hot that it melts you and your very soul.
signature 2016: "2016 yet I'm still using a PlayStation 3...." --sir monacle
signature 2017: "The more you struggle with something, the more rewarding it feels to finish it." --sir monacle
-
10-25-2016 #759
I give you 10 lollipops and you try to swallow them together.
-
10-26-2016 #760
I make you cut yourself once for every day you've been away from this forum.
Reply With Quote
