Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You become blind and you are wandering around until you fall into someplace deep and hit the hard ground with a snap in your neck.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

On top of your blindness, I give you deafness. Then I put you on a railroad track with an incoming train.

[TenebrisNemo]

Then a thug cut off your tongue and while you are blind, deaf and mute, you try to scream for help but people get annoyed from it so they eat you alive and sing Never Gonna Give You Up.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Your brain explodes trying to understand TenebrisNemo's logic. Why would the song they play matter if you're deaf?

[TenebrisNemo]

Your brain explodes trying to understand L1N3R1D3R's logic. Why would any of this make sense?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You die as a side-effect of me trying to apply logic to a place like this.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are logic and you get brutally murdered whenever you are in a theater.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are logic and you get brutally murdered in the presence of my current rhetoric teacher or my sophomore English teacher.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are logic and when you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton at the same time, you explode and your explosion explodes and you vanish from existence into the realm of explosions.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are logic and you are destroyed by my mental capabilities!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are one of Hillary's/Trump's statements and you get destroyed by logic.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I end the trend, which happens to be you.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are honesty. You die when you touch Hillary Clinton.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are an email service, and you die of fear when you see Hillary Clinton.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Obama, and you die when you look at the new president.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I drown you in caramel. The most delicious way to die.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are in a submarine. Someone knocks the door and you open it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are in a submarine. You notice that the air inside is stuffy, and you open the window like an idiot.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are in a submarine. You see some trash around so you decide to take them out.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are in a submarine. I stab you in the chest for no reason.