Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a submarine. Once someone kills everyone inside, you crash into something underwater and die.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a fish, and I crash into you with my submarine.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are L1N3R1D3R, and while you are crashing that submarine to a fish, you find out it's a whale and it eats you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are TenebrisNemo, who was also in the submarine because I was giving him a tour of it.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are L1N3R1D3R's throat, and I squeeze you to death when I realize the gravity of the situation.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are the whale outside the submarine. The submarine can shoot poisonous gas if necessary.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a school of fish and you die when poison came from the submarine close to you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a school, and you die during a terrible shooting.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are L1N3R1D3R's activity, and you die when I am not around.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I take you to the top of Mount Everest. Too bad you have asthma.

[TenebrisNemo]

I drop a bucket full of rocks on you. Too bad the rocks are in their liquid form.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Too bad the sentence order is inverted, because I take out a steak knife and stab your heart.

[TenebrisNemo]

I shoot you with a water gun. Too bad it's Metal Gear Ray's water gun.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are the streak that Nemo wants to keep alive.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are dying and Hillary will do her best to save you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I take you to my mansion and rest you in a luxurious bed...that's concealing a guillotine.

[TenebrisNemo]

You're an Asian student and you got B+ from a test.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You're racism near TenebrisNemo.

[TenebrisNemo]

You're a party but then L1N3R1D3R arrives.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I invite you over to a party, but TenebrisNemo bores you to death.