Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You're my 19 year old self but then it's 12.12.2016.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You're Nemo's privacy on the internet but then it's 12.12.2016.

[TenebrisNemo]

I place you into L1N3R1D3R's activity bar, which squeezes you to death over and over again when it reaches 100%.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Well, TenebrisNemo's activity bar is more consistently near the top than mine...

[TenebrisNemo]

You have a rare disease which will kill you. You need 7 green gems to heal it but unfortunately L1N3R1D3R is the only donor.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are the name "green orbs" but the TenebrisNemo strolls along.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are L1N3R1D3R who needs to press the "cube" button to defuse a bomb but he presses the "orb" button instead and explodes immediately.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are Nemo's mind right now. Never once were they called "cubes", right?

[TenebrisNemo]

You're an argument on a railway and there's a train coming. Too bad that you're invalid.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are the concept of a bad pun but then TenebrisNemo walks by.

[TenebrisNemo]

You're 50 hours of my life but then I touch an addicting game.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I put you inside Prison Simulator. Have fun living a secluded life!

[TenebrisNemo]

You're a good game franchise but then the developers gets hit hard by greed.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a boring day, but then I show you a BrutalMoose video.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are my grandmother right now.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are an innocent little forum game but then TenebrisNemo walks by. :/

[TenebrisNemo]

You are an innocent little player but then you get touched by the LoL community.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Even worse, the Minecraft community shows up afterward. :$

[TenebrisNemo]

You make an amazing game franchise but then many people touches it and becomes a retarded community for some reason.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, why would that kill him? Shouldn't he be the franchise?