Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the first zombie in the first wave.

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You are the creators of YouTube after yet another unnecessary site makeover.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a normal player fighting against a meta player.

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You are any other character fighting against a Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a healthy lifestyle in a person until it's his/her birthday.

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You are the chicken in Ultimate Chicken Horse, but you hit every trap just as you're about to finish the level.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a very good zombie match but then the server detects an error and ends the match.

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You are an innocent theme park goer, but then the player of Rollercoaster Tycoon opens a broken rollercoaster.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a professional player watching a noob player playing your favorite game.

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You are the parallel universes in Super Mario 64, but then pannenkoek2012 comes along.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a MTG match but then opponent starts the match with Haste creatures.

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You are an MLG tournament but then the internet and their dank memes ruin your purity.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are an innocent child but then you find the internet.

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You are an innocent internet but then perverted people find you.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a new player in Dark Souls but then a smurf invades you.

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You are the Wicked Witch of the East, and turns out the Wizard of Oz wasn't fictional after all.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are an all powerful evil being in the world against few people who somehow learned a super move right in that very battle.

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You are Sackboy being controlled by a noob in "Into the Heart of the Negativitron".

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the Huns but then you invade China.

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You are the Spanish in Cuba in 1898, but then the United States is the United States.