Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Socrates, but then you start to question some certain dangerous people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are Aristotle, but then modern philosophers unintentionally pick apart your pieces to death.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a Christian in a room full of atheists.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are an African American in the South in the late 1800's.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a zombie seeking brains in a room full of flat earthers.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a vampire seeking blood in a room full of Trump supporters.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are an Australian in North Pole.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a Mexican near the border in 2017.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are common sense in 2017.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a Neo-Nazi in 2017.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a Nazi in 1945.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I fly you to the moon and let you walk on it. Problem is, I forgot the space suits.

[TenebrisNemo]

I invite to L1N3R1D3R's house. Too bad I forgot your sunglasses.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I invite you to my house. Too bad I also invited TenebrisNemo.

[TenebrisNemo]

I invite you to the white house. Too bad it's 2017.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I invite you to the white house. Too bad it's just TenebrisNemo's house painted white.

[TenebrisNemo]

I invite you to the white house. Too bad you're in another dimension where the white house has been built by L1N3R1D3R.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I invite you to the White House. Little does TenebrisNemo know, I want to study architecture so I can make cool, functional buildings, but I simply choose not to do anything about the White House.

[TenebrisNemo]

I invite you to L1N3R1D3R's birthday. Little do you know that L1N3R1D3R is a lunatic who decided to try human flesh that day.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I invite you to my choir concert, but the lower level choirs break your ears.