Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[Sir monacle]

I scare you so hard that you begin to vomit out your heart. It's actually rather gross. Eww.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Sir monacle on the very 1st day in sanitarium.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are germs in the very first second of sanitizer.

[Sir monacle]

I delete your account, which is (for some reason) tied to your very existence, so by deleting it, I delete you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I take you time traveling back to Ancient Greece. Then I leave you there.

[TenebrisNemo]

I make you allergic to roman numerals, then you bump to Sir monacle.

[Sir monacle]

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[TenebrisNemo]

I give you a house which has been made in China.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I turn you into Donald Trump, and I place you in China. They hate when you mispronounce their country name.

[Sir monacle]

I drop a cinderblock onto your head. Ouch.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a black man in a police station.

[Sir monacle]

I drown you in a paragraph of words.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are L1N3R1D3R surrounded by an army of Sir monacles.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a pizza surrounded by an army of L1N3R1D3Rs.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Michael Rosen surrounded by an army of YTPers.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are Nemo surrounded by angry Michael Rosen YTPers who inform you that Michael himself is fine with the videos, he just worries that children will find them and believe he was behind them.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are my 5 minutes which has been wasted for hearing that over and over again.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are the millions of fruit I have sliced in my time playing Fruit Ninja.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the snows of 2016.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are a person from the Middle East trying to get into America.