Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are a person from the Middle Earth trying to get into Mount Doom.

[Sir monacle]

This grammar is enough ta bust a cap up in mah playas, don't you agree?

[TenebrisNemo]

You a person in the WTC towers on 9/11.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are all originality, even about offensive jokes, when Nemo steps into the room.

[TenebrisNemo]

Sä olet Linjan Ajaja joka sammuu saunaan.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are the sauna, which overheats when it's filled with my fantastic body.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are everyone who heard what L1N3R1D3R just said.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are Google Translate when Nemo and all of his clones aren't around.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are yourself until you stepped into clone machine and turned into a clone of L1N3R1D3R.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are Mini Ladd's face after an offensive yet very fitting card combination in Cards Against Humanity.

[Sir monacle]

I play Russian roulette with your dead corpse. I win again.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Columbus who rose from the grave and saw America today.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are Amerigo Vespucci who rose from the grave and saw the "New World" today.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are all the vikings who rose from the grave and saw how big America really was.

[Sir monacle]

I amputate your arm in an attempt get the gold attached to you. Sadly I cut your leg off first, and you die of blood loss.
You can't take away my medical licence!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Sir monacle who slaps himself for thinking we were killing TenebrisNemo.

[Sir monacle]

I beat you to death with your own leg.

[TenebrisNemo]

I use you as a meat shield when L1N3R1D3R and Sir monacle tries to shoot me after I've banned them from LBPC.

[Sir monacle]

I shoot you in the face while you grab me. You can't use me as a shield if I'm trying to shoot you. That wouldn't work.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are the doctor who has to check what's wrong with Sir monacle.