Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[Sir monacle]

Like a celebrity, you die from a drug overdose. Oops.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are my motivation ATM.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I threw you in the trash. If the smell doesn't kill you, the shredders at the trash site will.

[TenebrisNemo]

I threw you into L1N3R1D3R's YTP. If the smell doesn't kill you, Michael Rosen will.

[Sir monacle]

I drop a dustbin on your head. If that doesn't kill you, this joke will.

[TenebrisNemo]

I throw you into Demon Souls. If the monsters won't kill you, your teammates will.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I am an original joke format, but then Nemo and Sir monacle show up.

[TenebrisNemo]

I cut you and you have to go into the hospital. But you are in the Pokemon world and there is a tree on your way. You do not own pokemons so you bleed to death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I put you in Mario Kart, and we go to Rainbow Road on 200cc with mushrooms only.

[TenebrisNemo]

I drop you into the world of Dark Souls. Instead of thinking before doing anything, you rush into places thinking that you're fast ninja but in reality you're a fat tank and everyone stabs you to death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I show you every single one of Adele's music videos back to back.

[TenebrisNemo]

I show you L1N3R1D3R'S YTPs for 10 hours straight.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I show you TenebrisNemo's signature for 10 minutes straight.

[TenebrisNemo]

I make you listen to Jar Jar Bink's songs for 1 hour straight.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I drag you up to the lair of Darth Vader, where you are subjected to the power of the Dark Side.

[TenebrisNemo]

I force you to wear a shirt with "Jar Jar Binks is the best!" written on it in a hall full of nerds.

[Sir monacle]

I repeatedly bash your head onto the ground.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I put you in a Mega Man costume and send you to the final boss with no upgrades.

[TenebrisNemo]

I put you in a Sir monacle costume and when you wake up in one you immediately commit suicide with a wooden stick.

[Sir monacle]

Plank says you must go. I agree with plank. He is my friend, and you are TenebrisNemo, plank says you do terrible things.


Plank has done what he must to stop you.