Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are subjected to my third and fourth hour classes back to back.

[Sir monacle]

You die of old age.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I don't really think that's an extremely malevolent way to kill someone, but burning them alive is!

[Sir monacle]

I run into you while I'm on fire, killing us both!

[TenebrisNemo]

I throw you into a dark pit full of sharp wooden spikes. I also coated you in honey so that all the bugs can eat you.

[Sir monacle]

I chain you to a shopping cart, tape your mouth shut and push you down a highway/motorway. Sounds painful.

[TenebrisNemo]

I tie you under Sir monacle's bed.

[Sir monacle]

I chain you to a shopping cart, tape your mouth shut, and push you into the sea. Tasteful...

[TenebrisNemo]

I throw you into a pit full of hungry wolves. Brutal.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I build a Rube Goldberg machine that eventually lowers an elephant onto your head.

[TenebrisNemo]

I close you into an iron maiden where the spikes are blunt as hell.

[Sir monacle]

I chain you to a shopping cart and tape your mouth shut, I then leave you there to starve.

[TenebrisNemo]

I drop a bag full of feminists on you and then they start to scream until your face flies off as they try to defend themselves from you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I drop the gold in your hands, and Nemo and Monacle's crazy plots to grab it kill you.

[TenebrisNemo]

I give you a tour in the Boletarian Palace. Too bad that I forgot there was an army of soul starved humans.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I give you a tour of the White House. Too bad it's 2017.

[Sir monacle]

I gave you to a certain cousin of mine. Yeah, he isn't exactly friendly... I'm actually surprised he's not in jail yet.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I put you in a random field in Germany. Sadly it's 1944.

[Sir monacle]

Hey, I survived this war once! I can do it again.



I bit your leg off.

[TenebrisNemo]

You are Mohammed, who gets resurrected and sees the Islamic culture right now.