"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

Y-You can p-put me down all you want n-need d-d-d-drugs... Officer Nemo, but I assure you won't find any s-snow on my person!

I would venture to disagree. I found this bag and now I have the evidence which will take you to rehab.

[Ali_Star]

I would love to dance. I found this bag of suspicious substances and now I have the incredible urge to go crazy which will probably result in me going to rehab.

Well, at least you're thinking about the consequences of your actions.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well, as a president I'm not thinking about the consequences of my actions.

Boo! Viva la revolution!

[Ali_Star]

Boo! Dance Dance Revolution!

You're obsessed with dancing, calm down man.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm obsessed with dancing, calm me down if you can, man.

I've tried, but I can not calm your moonwalk.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I've tried, but I can not perform the moonwalk.

Sorry that I couldn't help more. If this were six years ago, I would tell you to ask Michael Jackson for advice.

[Ali_Star]

Sorry that I couldn't dance more. If this were six years ago, I would ask you to dance with me at my local discotheque.

Did discotheques still exist 6 years ago? It's not that long ago, man!

[TenebrisNemo]

Did discodimension still exist 6 years ago? It's not that long ago, nightman!

Is that the place where the dayman lives? Sound interesting.

[Ali_Star]

Is that the man who the dayman fights? Sound interesting.

Yes, the Dayman is the fighter of the Nightman, and is known in some quarters to be the champion of the Sun, and master of karate and friendship for everyone.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Yes, Trump is the fighter of Hillary, and is known in some quarters to be the champion of the US, and master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Wow, I knew that Trump's followers were dumb, but not delusional! When has Trump done karate?

[Ali_Star]

Wow, I know that I talk about Trump a lot, but I'm not in love with him! When has Trump done karate?

Well I'd be disturbed if you were in love with Trump, but I'm not sure what karate has to do with anything.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well I'd be disturbed if you were not in love with Hillary, but I'm not sure what magic of love has to do with anything.

What have you become?! I must save you two!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

What have you done?! I must save you from Sir monacle!

I apologize on his behalf for his breaking of the rules, and we must cooperate to save his poor soul.

[TenebrisNemo]

I apologize on his behalf for his breaking of the rules, and we must cooperate to save his poor crusher.

He has violated the rights of the crushers and he has used it for far too long.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

He has violated the rights of the people and he has used them for far too long.

Indeed, we can not let his evil plans jeopardize the people any longer. Sorry, Sir monacle, but you're fired.

[TenebrisNemo]

Indeed, we can not let his evil monsters jeopardize the people any longer. Sorry, Sir monacle, but you're evil.

We can still turn him into a good person, right? It's never too late.

[Ali_Star]

We can still force him into a wood chipper, right? It's never too late.

Crikey, talk about drastic measures!

[TenebrisNemo]

Crikey, let's think about drastic measures!

We must solve this problem peacefully and without violence.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

We must solve this problem quickly and without a hitch.

I agree, getting stuck on math problems is pretty lame, so let's hurry up!

[TenebrisNemo]

I agree, getting stuck on meth problems is pretty amazing, so let's slow down!

No way, dude. You must stop that and come to rehab. We have cookies.