"Fixing" posts

[Ali_Star]

My relationshop? Do I sell pick up on other people's spelling mistakes now?

Now? Yoo've allways dun it!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Now? Yoo've allways dun gud, Batmn!

Thanks for the compliment, Mr. Broken English, but I have to save the world now.

[Ali_Star]

Thanks for the dry Martini, Mr. Bond, but I have to destroy the world now.

Haha, good luck with that, Mr Token Eco-villain, I laced your drink with a strong sedative. Lulz.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Haha, good luck with that, Mr Baker, I laced your pie with a delicious frosting. Lulz.

No, you've ruined my plan! I just wanted to make a healthy pie...

[TenebrisNemo]

No, you've ruined my bleah! I just wanted to maek a holochaust polocaust!

The men in white coats are here to take you to the place where you belong.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

The men in white coats are here to show you their crazy experiments.

Okay, and who are they, what are they doing, and why should I care?

[Ali_Star]

Okay, and who are you, what are you doing, and why should I care?

He's TenebrisNemo, he's posting on a forum, and you should care because you also post on said forum. Show a little respect.

[gurren009]

He's gurren009, he's posting on a forum, and you should care because you keep banning him on said forum. Show a little respect.

Thank you! I've been waiting for someone to stand up for me after Mister L1N3R1D3R keeps bullying me. Show some respect for the elderly!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Thank you! I've been waiting for someone to stand near a cliff after Mister L1N3R1D3R was too afraid. Show some courage for God's sake!

I'm sorry for my irrational fear of heights. I'd like to fix it, but I don't know how.

[gurren009]

I'm happy for my reasonable fear of heights. I'd like to keep it, but I don't really care.

Wow! A little rude there Mister L1N3R1D3R!

[Sir monacle]

Wow! A little rude kid there n00b sir monacle!

ur just jelos of my mad skillz.

[Ali_Star]

u're just jelos of my mad skillz.

Much better.

[gurren009]

Much worse.

Not very nice Mister Ali_Star!

[Ali_Star]

Not very nice Mrs Ali_Star!

I'm neither married, or a lady. Wrong on two counts!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm neither married, nor a lady. Wrong on two counts!

And you're wrong on one count for using the wrong conjunction.

[gurren009]

And you're going on one vacation for doing the right thing.

Good job fellow co-worker!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Good job fellow Santa Claus!

Thank you. I just rang the bell and people from all around the town came to donate money.

[Sir monacle]

Thank you. I just rang the police and people from all around the underworld came to destroy money.

Oh no. The goblins are at it again!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Oh no. TenebrisNemo is at it again!

Dang it, Nemo! Just as I thought you returned for good, we haven't heard you since I left for my mini-vacation...

[Ali_Star]

Darn it, Nemo! Just as I thought you returned for good, we haven't heard you since I left for my mini-vacation...

Fixed because "dang it" is an awful phrase, overused by American teens these days it seems.