"Fixing" posts

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fixed because "dang it" is an amazing phrase, overhated by British adults these days it seems.

I would have put the more severe word, but this is the only forum I go to that censors it.

[Ali_Star]

I would have issued the more severe punishment, but this is the only forum I go to that doesn't condone needless torture.

I dread to think what other forums you visit.

[Sir monacle]

Sir monacle Fixed because "darn it" is an awful phrase, overused by Americans it seems.

Why are you trying to avoid sayi-

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[Ali_Star]

Sir monacle breaking the rules for a change.

Next person should quote my previous post.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I dread to think what other websites you visit.

Oh, you know, the usual. YouTube, Reddit, Smashbo--[ERROR: HERESY COMMITTED]

[TenebrisNemo]

Oh, you know, the usual. Peace, sunshine, birds singi--[ERROR: NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!]

Surprise, mother fudge! I went out with an exploding hard drive and came back with a blast of nuclear rap!

[Ali_Star]

Surprise fudge! I went out with a bag full of cash and came back with a big box of fudge!

Wow. I was expecting chocolate, so this is indeed a surprise.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wow. I was expecting murder, so this is not a surprise.

You're a good detective, Ali. Now can you piece something together with this new evidence?

[TenebrisNemo]

You're a good corrupted detective, Ali. Now can you pretend to piece something together with this new evidence?

Hehehe! Nobody will not link my new big box of fudge to the victim!

[Ali_Star]

Hehehe! Nobody will give my new big box of fudge to Ali!

So you bought a big box of fudge and won't share with poor ol' Ali?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

So you bought a big box of kitten and won't share with poor ol' crazy cat lady?

He's probably already weirded out by her, I don't think he wants to give any more fuel to her insane machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

He's probably already worked out in the dojo, I don't think he wants to give any more fuel to the corrupted warlord.

I will dethrone him and save this kingdom from his tyrannical grasp! Who is with me!?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I will dethrone Trump and save America from his tyrannical grasp! Who is with me!?

55% of Americans, and I'm really surprised it's not more.

[TenebrisNemo]

5% of Americans, and I'm really surprised it's not less.

No need to be pessimist. The others are probably being locked away by the evil king.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No need to be pessimist. The others are probably being killed by the evil Clinton.

I know for sure that they are, which is why America is screwed from 2017 on.

[TenebrisNemo]

I know for sure that they are mutants now, which is why America is screwed from 2017 on.

Mutants, you say? We need to get the miniguns and RPGs.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Omelettes, you say? We need to get the forks and knives.

Indeed, the breakfast had in this castle on August the 29th will be a feast to behold!

[TenebrisNemo]

Indeed, the dinners in this castle on Doomsday will be a feast to behold!

Aye! Now rise your drinks and chug until the war knocks our gates and we rise our swords and fight 'till we are sent to Valhalla!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Aye! Now rise your drinks and chug until the wine knocks your livers out of commission and we all die of alcohol poisoning!

And this, kids, is why drinking too much alcohol is a bad thing.

[TenebrisNemo]

And this, kids, is why going into my white van is a bad thing.

Why do you lure kids into your white van, man?