"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

I've been told I'm quite the sack.

You look like a sack to me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You look like a moron to me.

Nemo, it's about time I take to a class to teach you some manners. Making fun of others is very rude.

[TenebrisNemo]

Nemo, it's about time I take to a class to teach you some magic spells. Making fun of others without magic is very rude.

As you wish, wizard L1N3R1D3R. I shall take my spellbook from my inventory.

[Ali_Star]

As you wisheth, wizard L1N3R1D3R. I shalleth taketh my spellbook frometh my inventory.

Ugh, not this nonsense again....

[TenebrisNemo]

Ugheth, noteth thisth nonsenseth againeth....

It'l like a disease. It shows up and then starts to spreadeth.

[Ali_Star]

It's like a public speaker. It shows up and then starts to speak publicly.

Who'd have thought?

[TenebrisNemo]

Who'd have bought?

Not me. It's too expensive and useless.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not me. It's too well-priced and useful.

Are you the idiot that passes up on amazing deals? Well then, I have a terrible deal for you!

[TenebrisNemo]

Are you the genius that gives us amazing deals? Well then, I have good news for you!

What is it? Am I going to win something? The waiting is real.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

What is it? Am I going to win the lottery? The waiting is real.

You do know that it's extremely unlikely you'll even come close to the winning number, right?

[TenebrisNemo]

You do know that it's extremely unlikely you'll even come close to the losing number, right?

I know right? I'm the best, I win or I let you win.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I know right? I'm the best, I win or I let you ruin it all.

Oh, come on. I know I've been inconsistent lately, but I'm still good at the game!

[TenebrisNemo]

Oh, come on. I know I've been bad lately, but I still can become good in this game if you train me, master!

As you wish. First, you need to know where the enemy is.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

As you wish. First, you need to know where my intelligence is.

I don't know, you must have mistakenly thrown it in the trash.

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't know, I must have mistakenly thrown my mind in the trash.

Don't lose your head over that.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Don't lose the election over that.

I'm sorry about the whole email thing, I swear it was an accident!

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm not sorry about the whole email thing, I swear i was framed! Now love me even more!

Never! What are you doing in 1LN3R1D3R's account? I can not forgive you from that!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Never! What are you doing in L1N3R1D3R's pants? I can not forgive you from that!

Wait, wait, I didn't sign up for this. Um...awkward! :$

[TenebrisNemo]

Wait, wait, I did sign up for this. Um...awesome!

Maybe I'll just shoot you with this tranquilizer pistol.

[Ali_Star]

Maybe I'll just hit you with this rhythm stick.

That's one way to get him dancing.