"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

That's one way to get him puking.

If I hit him hard enough then maybe, yeah.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

If I poked him hard enough then maybe, yeah.

I don't think you can make someone bleed by poking them unless you have very, very sharp fingernails.

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't think you can make someone explode by poking them with a dynamite.

Duh. That's why we have the suicide bombers to do that for us.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Duh. That's why we have teachers to do that for us.

I know you didn't like school, but you really want to make your teachers explode?

[TenebrisNemo]

I know you didn't like concentration camps, but you really want to make slavers explode?

They are ruining the lives of innocent people. We must erase them from this dimension.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

They are ruining the essays of innocent people. We must erase them from the paper.

But...they're just drawings of monsters! Surely the teachers will understand!

[TenebrisNemo]

But...they're just drawings of Illuminati! Surely the teachers will understand!

Oh yes, he totally understands. The teacher is the puppet of that group and he doesn't even exist!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Oh yes, he totally understands. The teacher is Rick Astley and he totally doesn't even exist!

Nemo, 2009 called. It wants its meme back right now.

[TenebrisNemo]

Nemo, Gods called. They wants their powers back right now.

Too bad I am too overpowered so they can not steal them from me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Too bad I am too overpowered so they can not nerf me.

Well, Sakurai did it to Bayonetta, I'm sure you can be brought down, too.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well, Sir_monacle did it to rules, I'm sure you can do that, too.

Yeah, I can do it, but I am trying not to.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Yeah, I can do it, but I am trying not to care.

I'm telling you, colleges won't accept people who get bad grades because they didn't do their homework.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm telling you, Mage Towers won't accept people who get bad grades because they didn't do their homework.

I know that. I am trying as hard as I can to freeze flames 'n stuff.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I know that. I am trying as hard as I can to freeze your computer 'n stuff.

But you're supposed to be a computer technician. I'm not paying for my computer to get ****ed over.

[TenebrisNemo]

But you're supposed to be a war tactician. I'm not paying for my country to get ****ed over.

Patience, General. Just wait one more day and you will see that the enemies will walk onto our trap.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Patience, General. Just wait one more year and you will see that the enemies will walk right past our trap.

Which is exactly why I don't want to hire you. Leave immediately, "Lieutenant" Nemo!

[TenebrisNemo]

Which is exactly why I don't want to serve you. Leave immediately, "Dark Lord" Nemo!

Tsk tsk tsk! You do not realize what I can do with my powers? Then I will send you to Tuonela!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Tsk tsk tsk! You do not realize what I can do with my pointer stick? Then I will send you to the principal's office!

But Professor Nemo, I swear I did my homework!

[Ali_Star]

But Professor Nemo, I swear too $%&@ing much!

I should wash your mouth out with soap!

[TenebrisNemo]

I should wash your mouth out with acid!

Whoa, chill lecturer Ali. His parents will take care of him.