"Fixing" posts

[Ali_Star]

Whoa, good choice lecturer Ali. His parents will appreciate the suitable punishment.

I am known to be a tough but fair disciplinarian.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I am known to be a tough but failing politician.

And your name is Bernie Sanders. Can you tell me something I don't know?

[TenebrisNemo]

And your name is Fidel Castro. Can you tell me something I don't want toknow?

Well, let's see, I don't know how to say this but your father has two eyes.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Well, let's see, I don't know how to say this but your mother has four eyes.

So she was right when she said she had eyes in the back of her head. I just never saw them because of her hair.

[TenebrisNemo]

So she was right when she said she had antennas in the back of her head. I just never saw them because of her hair.

Aliens can take any forms, but at least she loves you.

[Ali_Star]

I can take any form, but at least I love you.

An interesting super power to have, but I'll only be able to love you back if you take human form.

[TenebrisNemo]

An interesting super power to have, but I'll only be able to love you back if you take white human form.

I'm pretty sure that's racist.

[Ali_Star]

I'm pretty sure I'm racist.

Well that's a shame, but I respect your honesty for admitting it.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well we are the shame, but I do not respect your honesty for admitting it.

Not even if I gave you twenty five bucks?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not even if I gave you twenty five trillion bucks?

I would hope he accepts the offer to treat you kindly for that much money.

[TenebrisNemo]

I would hope he accepts that the officer will treat you kindly for not being corrupted.

Oh good, no more corrupted heroes.

[Ali_Star]

Oh good, no more song lyrics.

I'm glad you've finally seen the light.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm glad you've finally seen the video.

Oh, he had never seen it before? That video's amazing, whoever that L1N3D3RP or whatever made it deserves a prize.

[TenebrisNemo]

Oh, he had never seen it before? That video's garbage, whoever that L1N3D3RP or whatever made it deserves a slap.

Come on, your videos ain't that bad. I laughed a lot at the Michael Rosen's clone video.

[Ali_Star]

Come on, your singing is bad. I laughed a lot at all of it.

I think you should be more constructive with your criticism.

[TenebrisNemo]

I think I should be more productive with my free time.

Shouldn't we all? Yet here I am playing these.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Shouldn't we all? Yet here I am playing Monopoly.

Alright, Monopoly is not a waste of free time. It's a really fun, strategic game with a little bit of luck.

[TenebrisNemo]

Alright, meth is not a waste of free time. It's a really fun, strategic drug with a little bit of luck.

Have you even tried the stuff?

[Ali_Star]

Have you even tried to dance?

Well if it's as bad as his singing, he's better off not bothering.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well if it's as good as his videos, he's better than you.

Let's dance it off, then!