"Fixing" posts

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Let's shake it off, then!

*insert popular Taylor Swift song here*

[TenebrisNemo]

*insert popular Justin Bieber song here*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Listen, Nemo, I'm tired and sore. I don't want to move anymore tonight. Just let me sleep...

[TenebrisNemo]

Listen, Nemo, I'm tired and drunk. I don't want to dance anymore tonight. Just let me puke...

Gee, man, if you want to. I hope the party was cool though.

[Ali_Star]

Gee, man, if you want to. I hope you think I'm cool though.

I do not. I happen to think you are very uncool.

[TenebrisNemo]

I do. I happen to think I am very uncool.

No worries, my friend! Once you wear these sunglasses and this leather jacket you will be cool!

[Ali_Star]

No worries, my friend! Once you wear these crocs and this cap with the sticker still on you will be cool!

You and I have a very different definition of 'cool'....

[TenebrisNemo]

You and I have a very different definition of 'food'....

Well I do not want to starve to death in this deserted island.

[Ali_Star]

Well I do not want to starve to death in this desserted island.

Sounds delicious, I'm sure you wouldn't starve! Might want to watch those calories though!

[TenebrisNemo]

Sounds bad, I'm sure you will starve! Might want to watch those ships though!

You mean sack. I will not attend your funeral.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You mean alcohol. I will not attend your birthday party.

But...but...eh heh heh, butt...why? I'm TOOOOOOTALLY sober, promise--*snores*

[TenebrisNemo]

But...but...eh heh heh, butt...why? I'm TOOOOOOTALLY the new president, promise--*snores*

Well at least you aren't a lying piece of garbage.

[Ali_Star]

Well at least you aren't bad at Portal 2 Coop.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha....... oh wait, you were serious?!

[Sir monacle]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha....... oh wait, HahHAHahHAhahHAhahAHhahAHahHAHaAHhahAHa?!

Well... I did my best to try to bring him back to reality, but... It's too late - He's insane and there's no way to cure him. The only humane thing to do would be to put him out of his misery.

After that we can go to subway, though.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well... I did my best to try to bring him back to reality, but... I can not. - I'm insane and there's no way to cure both of us. The only humane thing to do would be to put my pets out of their miseries.

After that we can go to my workplace, though.

Let me call the professionals to take care of you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Let me call the police to take care of you.

I'm pretty sure him taking your food isn't illegal if you invited him to a party and prepared the food to be eaten.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm pretty sure him taking your life isn't illegal if you invited him to a party and prepared the food to be eaten.

You are one of the worst dictators ever.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are one of the worst Nazis ever.

You see, in public I praise them because I don't want to be killed, but I know that it makes literally no sense.

[TenebrisNemo]

You see, in public I bully them because I don't want to be liked, but I know that it makes a lot of sense.

No, it doesn't! Here, drink this acid.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No, it doesn't! Here, drink some water.

I told you, my body is fine without water. I've trained for this marathon for years, dude!