"Fixing" posts

[Ali_Star]

I told you, my body is fine without oxygen. I've trained for ...urgh.... *gasps for air*.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

RIP in pieces.

[TenebrisNemo]

My mind in pieces.

Yeah, you forgot to mark the parts which you "fixed/added".

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Yeah, you forgot to kill the people which you "fixed/removed".

Listen, Sir Adolf, I honestly feel that your ideology makes no sense. I resign from my position.

[TenebrisNemo]

Listen, Sir Adolf, I honestly feel that your ideology makes a lot of sense. I will stay in my position forever!

Oh no, why do you want to kill innocent people?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Oh no, why do you want to kill innocent llamas?

Because they're a disgrace to the world. They could have been so much better.

[Ali_Star]

Because I'm a disgrace to the world. I could have been so much better.

You're still young, don't lose hope. At least you're not a 30 year old who plays silly word games, on a forum for a videogame that he doesn't even play any more.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You're still young, don't lose hope. At least you're not a 2 year old who plays silly counting games, on a forum in Rome that definitely doesn't even exist any more.

Did Roman children actually learn to count in the forum? I didn't know!

[TenebrisNemo]

Did African children actually learn to eat in the afterlife? I didn't know!

Your dark humor is like Syrian children. They never get old.

[Ali_Star]

Your homemade chocolates are like charcoal. They never get sold.

I happen to like the taste of charcoal. Linerider.... you have yourself a new customer!

[TenebrisNemo]

I happen to like the taste of defeat. Bernie.... you have yourself a new supporter!

I cri evritim. (Not really)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I kill you. (Not really)

Achmed the Dead Terrorist would be angry at you.

[TenebrisNemo]

Allah the Loved God would be proud at you.

We're the fans of Bomberman game franchise, right?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

We're the fans of Legend of Zelda game franchise, right?

Yeah, and there are no terrorists pointing guns at you in that game as far as I remember.

[Ali_Star]

Yeah, and there are no alistair26 levels in that game as far as I remember.

Not every game is as blessed as LBP2 is.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not every game is as amazing as LBP2 is.

Actually, IMO two games are better. Can you guess what they are?

[Ali_Star]

Actually, IMO one game is better. Can you guess what it is?

Hannah Montana the Movie, has to be!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hannah Montana is stupid, has to be!

I mean, you're right, but you probably shouldn't say that lest you offend anyone.

[Ali_Star]

I mean, you're right, but you probably should say that because you'll offend someone.

I agree. Offending millenials is fun.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I agree. Offending babies is fun.

How would you even offend them? They hardly have any opinions.

[TenebrisNemo]

How would you even cook them? They hardly have any bacon.

Very original! Now take this ticking bomb as a reward.