"Fixing" posts

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Very original! Now take this "You Tried" medal as a reward.

...thanks a lot, Nemo. *curls up in the fetal position and cries*

[TenebrisNemo]

Thanks a lot, Nemo! *highfive and a fist bump*

Piece of cake! Those enemies have no chances against us.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Piece of cake! Those enemies have no ovens to cook it in.

I'm fine if the enemies can't celebrate the birthdays, but what other use will this have?

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm fine if the enemies can't celebrate the victories, but what other use will this sneaky mission have?

We will strike when they think that we have been defeated and then we beat the final boss.

[Sir monacle]

We will celebrate when they think that we have been dead and the guard beat the old people to death.

...Why did I ever let you be in charge of Friday night antics?

[TenebrisNemo]

...Why did I ever let you be in charge of the massive legion?

So we can save the innocent from the tyrants of underworld! Uurgh!!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

So we can save the innocent from the tyrants of the election! Uurgh!!

Sounds like a worthy cause. Sign me up, let's see how we can save the world.

[Ali_Star]

Sounds like a worthy cause. Sign me up, let's see how we can destroy the world.

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Sir monacle]

Nuke it from your house, it's the only way to be accurate.

I'm sorry, but my house doesn't have any missile programs. It does have an exit, though. I suggest you start there.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm sorry, but my house does have K-18 programs. It does not have doors, though. I suggest you come from the chimney.

No thanks. I will send you hamburgers instead. And pizza.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No thanks. I will eat your hamburgers instead. And pizza.

Sure, I don't like burgers--wait, no, not the pizza!

[TenebrisNemo]

Sure, I don't like pizza--wait, no, not the pizza!

Too late. It's my pizza now. *flies away with the pizza*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Too late. It's my gold now. *flies away with the pizza*

You are quite possibly the most confused thief I've ever seen. Good thing I can just buy another pizza!

[TenebrisNemo]

You are quite possibly the worst pirate I've ever seen. Good thing I can just buy another Interceptor!

Thank you, commodore, for getting us ready to make way!

[Sir monacle]

Thank you, Sir monacle, for getting us ready to blow the town to hell's way!

M-my pleasure. Can you get your "friend" to stop staring at me now?

[TenebrisNemo]

M-my pleasure. Can you get your "friend" to start throwing drugs at me now?

Drugs are not the answer. Here, take this coke.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this coke.

You've never played a Legend of Zelda game, have you?

[TenebrisNemo]

You've played a Dark Souls game, have you?

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES! GIT GUD!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

A PRO PLAYER NEVER DIES! GIT GUD!

I never asked for snarky commentary, Nemo. Let me play in peace!

[TenebrisNemo]

I've always hoped for snarky commentary, Nemo. Let me play in chaos!

As you wish, lord L1N3R1D3R! Urrrgh!!!! Uuuurrh!!!