"Fixing" posts

[L1N3R1D3R•]

There is something poor and innocent about cute fluffy kittens. They are joy in its purest form!

Exactly, which is why I object to you eating them!

[Ali_Star]

Exactly, which is why I object to you meeting them!

If my parents can accept our relationship, so should yours.

[TenebrisNemo]

If my girl can accept our relationship, so should your wives.

I didn't know L1N3R1D3R was the ladies man.

[Ali_Star]

I didn't know L1N3R1D3R was a man.

He is??????

[TenebrisNemo]

She is??????

Did you just assume his gender?!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Did you just assume Barack Obama's gender?!

I mean, he is the president and he has a wife. Is it not safe to assume that he's a man?

[TenebrisNemo]

I mean, he is the president and he has a wife. Is it not safe to assume that he's an apache helicopter?

Apache helicopters have no feelings, they are machines created by men.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Apache helicopters have no feelings, they are machines created by themselves.

I sexually identify as offensive, and I find this statement to be an Apache helicopter.

[TenebrisNemo]

I sexually identify as bad, and I find this statement to be a joke.

Pls no triggering. We offer chocolate cake.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Pls no triggering. We offer bullet-proof vests.

oic wut u did thar

[TenebrisNemo]

oic wut u did in wc

You creepy mongrel. *loads shotgun*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You creepy mongrel. *loads van*

Wait, don't go! We can accommodate for the spiders in your room, I swear!

[TenebrisNemo]

Wait, don't go! We can worship the spiders in your room, I swear!

Not interested. *drives away*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not interested. *drives L1N3R1D3R crazy*

All I want is to give you the vacuum cleaner you wanted to borrow, no need to treat me like a salesman!

[Ali_Star]

All I want is to give you the love you deserve, no need to friendzone me!

If he doesn't love you, he doesn't love you. Stop crying and move on!

[TenebrisNemo]

If he doesn't pay you, he hates you. Stop crying and have a revenge!

Why use violence when you have cyber bullying?

[Ali_Star]

Why use soap when you have deodrant?

Well deodrant doesn't get you clean, for one thing....

[TenebrisNemo]

Well axe doesn't get you girls, for one thing....

I've been living a lie!

[Ali_Star]

I've been eating a pie!

This isn't Facebook, get out of here with your status updates!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

This isn't Twitter, get out of here with your video updates!

I'm sorry that I like informing people about my newest videos. Don't you want to know?