"Fixing" posts

[Ali_Star]

I'm sorry that I like informing people about my bedroom antics. Don't you want to know?

Yeeeeaaaaah no thanks. Please keep it to yourself.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Yeeeeaaaaah no thanks. Please keep the donuts to yourself.

But I made them myself! Sure, it might tastes like crap, but accept my gift!

[Ali_Star]

But I made you myself! Sure, you might be crap, but accept my gift of life!

That's no way to speak to your only son!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's no way to give your one and only son!

I would be angry that you're bragging about yourself being Jesus, but you're also calling me God...

[Ali_Star]

I would be angry that you're bragging about yourself being the best LBPC member, but you're also calling me the worst LBPC member...

When did I say that? I mean.... WHY would I say that. You're the only one playing these games with me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

When did I say that? I mean.... WHY would I say that. You're the only one playing around with me.

...ew. This is a family-friendly forum, Ali, not a place to talk about your weird homosexual activities!

[Ali_Star]

...ew. This is a family-friendly forum, Ali, not a place to talk about our perfectly normal homosexual activities!

But you never answer my calls or texts.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But they never answer my calls or texts.

Then they don't care about you, and you should realize that and move on.

[Ali_Star]

Then they don't care about you, and you should protest that and never move on.

How very apt.

[TenebrisNemo]

Now very wet.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I don't know if you're delusional or what, but I am not a circular green cyclops.

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't know if you're delusional or what, but I am not a terrorist with a bomb in a bag.

Then why do you have a bag in men's washroom?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Then why do you have a shirt in men's washroom?

I'm not sure if you understand the concept of public bathrooms, but you don't just enter it naked.

[Ali_Star]

I'm not sure if you understand the concept of public dance offs, but you don't just enter them without learning to dance.

So that's why I never win.

[TenebrisNemo]

So that's why I always win.

If you think you can dance then dance for me while I am shooting you with my revolver.

[Ali_Star]

If you think you can dance then dance for me while I am shooting you with my rocket launcher.

That seems like a bit of an unfair advantage.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That seems like a stupidly unfair advantage.

You mean like how Mario Kart gives me terrible item luck when I face against higher-ranked players?

[Ali_Star]

You mean like how eggs gives me terrible wind when I eat them?

Why do you eat them if they make you fart?

[TenebrisNemo]

Why do I eat your pills if they make you breathe normally?

Because you're ah mhonstheheher, hthat'sh whyhy hhhhh!!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because my name is Sir_monacle, hthat'sh whyhy hhhhh!!

Seriously, he does that more than anyone else here.