"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

Seriously, it does that more than everyone else here combined.

Let's be glad that there aren't human copies from ourselves.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Let's be glad that there aren't fingerprints from our bodies.

Really, you promise that we can commit a crime without worry, and this is your reasoning?

[Ali_Star]

Really, you promise that we can eat your cooking without worry, and this is your seasoning?

Using Chinese five spice in spaghetti bolognese certainly isn't advisable.

[NathanBros]

Using Chinese five spice in shower certainly isn't advisable.

Sure you is showering correctly?!

[Ali_Star]

Sure you are highlighting your changed words correctly?!

I'm fairly confident that I am..... unlike some people.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm fairly confident that I am..... unlike some zombies.

Wait, are you implying that you are a zombie?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, are you implying that I am a zombie?

Considering that you find entertainment in turning every joke into a boring trend, yes.

[Ali_Star]

Considering that you find entertainment in turning every ball of yarn into a sweater, yes.

I hope he can knit me a nice Christmas jumper.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I hope he can find me a nice Christmas present.

Ali, you do know that Santa Claus isn't real, right? ...sorry, did I just blow your mind?

[Ali_Star]

Ali, you do know that love isn't real, right? ...sorry, did I just break your heart?

u maek me cri evry tiem

[L1N3R1D3R•]

u maek me lul evry tiem

I know I'm a pretty good comedian, but you don't need to address me that informally.

[Ali_Star]

I know I'm pretty, but you don't need to approach me that nervously.

I'm just really shy, t'is all.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm just really British, t'is all.

I can tell by your use of the word "t'is" without talking about "the season" of Christmas.

[Ali_Star]

You can tell by my use of the word "British" that I'm a typical American that doesn't understand that very few (if any) English folk actually refer to themselves as "British".

Yes, and we don't all talk like the Queen or Ray Winstone, or have bad teeth.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Yes, and we don't all talk like Darth Vader, or have bad intent.

And nor do I, I was merely jesting at your word choice given the time of year.

[Ali_Star]

And nor do I, I was merely jesting at your jumper choice given the time of year.

It's a Christmas jumper (knitted by Nemo no less)..... when the heck else would I wear it?

[TenebrisNemo]

It's a suicide jumper (encouraged by Nemo no less)..... when the heck should I do the same?

After you've bought me some Christmas presents of course.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

After you've eaten my Christmas presents of course.

It's your fault that you chose to wish for only edible things.

[TenebrisNemo]

It's your vault that you chose to fill with only edible things.

I must keep my lollipops safe from certain people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I must keep my lollipops safe from Sir_monacle.

Do you need me to help secure that vault? I have heavy-duty locks.