"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

Do you need me to help the thief to steal that vault? I have heavy bombs for it.

Calm down, Satan. That vault is precious to me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Calm down, Satan. That Bible is precious to me.

But it was your destiny to join the evil side. Those commandments are just words, anyway.

[TenebrisNemo]

But it was your choice to join the winning side. Those commandments are just our prisons, anyway.

Glad to hear that, mortal! Muahahahahaha!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Glad to see that, jerk! Muahahahahaha!

But all I wanted to do was help people with science! Why am I getting sent to the principal's office?

[TenebrisNemo]

But all I wanted to do was bully people with wet paper balls! Why am I getting sent to the principal's office?

Because you're a bad kid! You won't get any presents this Christmas!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because you're a good kid! You won't get any coal this Christmas!

*insert generic "the true meaning of Christmas" message here*

[Ali_Star]

*insert generic modification here*

Man, this game really has gone downhill.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Man, my feces really has gone down the toilet.

I wasn't even going to mention it, but yes, you are technically right.

[TenebrisNemo]

I wasn't even going to mention it, but yes, you are technically a brain riding a skeleton coated with flesh.

That put my life into a whole new perspective.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That put my piece of art into a whole new perspective.

I know, some revolutionary technology to create the world around it, right?

[Ali_Star]

I know, some revolutionary technology to create synthetic human beings, right?

Just make sure you don't give them sentience, that never works out!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just make sure you don't give them donuts, that never works out!

Oh, I would never do that. Why would I risk ruining their programming by messing up their wires?

[Ali_Star]

Oh, I would never do that. Why would I risk ruining their day by messing up their hair?

Because you're a monster.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because you're cookie monster.

Since when was I a blue, fuzzy, anthropomorphic creature who adored cookies?

[TenebrisNemo]

Since when was I a redneck, fat, anthropomorphic creature who adored cookies!? *TRIGGERED*

It was a joke, bro!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Cool story, bro!

Thanks for acknowledging my backstory. I took tons of time to craft it--I mean, feel bad for me!

[TenebrisNemo]

thanks for acknowledging my channel. i took tons of years to create my videos it--i mean, feel bad for me!

*UNSUBSCRIBED* Haahahahahhahaaa!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

*RESUBSCRIBED* Haahahahahhahaaa!

Why are you wasting your subscription on someone you never watch?

[Ali_Star]

Why are you wasting your money on a game you'll never play?

It's these darn Steam sales I tell ye, I can't resist a good bargain!

[TenebrisNemo]

It's these darn shoe sales I tell ye, I can't resist a good bargain!

Shoes are good but you do not need 49 pairs of them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯