"Fixing" posts

[Ali_Star]

Chromosomes are good but you do not need 23 pairs of them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well it's been a very long time since I've studied Biology, so I'm not sure I'm in a position to argue.

[TenebrisNemo]

Well it's been a very long time since I've studied necromancy, so I'm not sure I'm in a position to rise an army.

Just try, my friend! The dead can't complain! Mwahahaha!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just try, my friend! The women can't complain! Mwahahaha!

Stop being a sexist fool, Nemo. It's 2016, we're in the age of equality.

[TenebrisNemo]

Stop being a equal fool, Nemo. It's 2016, we're in the age of being the superior sex.

Women are as important as men are in life!

[Ali_Star]

Ali is as important as I am in this thread!

We are all equally important (but some are more equally important than others).

[TenebrisNemo]

We are all equally salt (but some are more equally salt than others).

If you learned that in League of Legends then I am not surprised.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

If you learned that in Call of Duty then I am not surprised.

Just because I am proficient at first-person shooter controls doesn't mean I was a Call of Duty scrub!

[Ali_Star]

Just because I am proficient at dancing doesn't mean I was a professional dancer!

You should follow your dreams. Forget university!

[TenebrisNemo]

You should follow your greed. Forget your dreams!

Tell that to Scrooge McDuck.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Tell that to Donald Trump.

Well, somehow he managed to succeed while being greedy and following his dreams, so...

[TenebrisNemo]

Well, somehow he managed to succeed while being dumb and following his money, so...

If the majority of Americans voted for him then it's their problem.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

If the majority of conservative whites voted for him then it's their problem.

I'm surprised at how many states he won after all the stupid **** he's documented to have said.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm surprised at how many races he won after all the stupid training he's done while being a thug.

Whoa, just because he's black does not mean he's a thug.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Whoa, just because the thug life chose him does not mean he's a thug.

Don't you know the rules of the thug life? You don't choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you.

[TenebrisNemo]

Don't you know the rules of the fight club? You don't choose the fight club, the fight club chooses you.

You just broke the first two rules of fight club.

[Ali_Star]

You just broke the first two rules of dance club.

A talented dancer like Linerider should know much better.

[TenebrisNemo]

A talented slave like Linerider should know his place.

Free the slaves! ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

[Ali_Star]

Free the incarcerated criminals

In no world is that a good idea...

[TenebrisNemo]

In my world that's a good idea!

Because you live in underworld where the sun doesn't shine, am I rite?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because you live in my house where the sun doesn't shine, am I rite?

I don't want to know about your and Ali's messed up living situations.