"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

You don't want to know about my and Ali's messed up relationship situations.

Well I can't you if I do not know anything, buddy.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Well I can't think if I do not know anything, buddy.

And clearly that is the case.

[TenebrisNemo]

And clearly that is my smell.

Argh! Noooo! *dies*

[Ali_Star]

Argh! Noooo! *flies*

I didn't know you had super powers!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I didn't know you had jelly donuts!

And no, Mr. Gopher, you may not have any of them. I bought them for my club, not for you!

[TenebrisNemo]

And no, Mr. Gopher, you may not have any of them. I bought them for my cat lord, not for you!

Cats are evil and do not even love you. Do not worship them!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Cats are cool and always love you. However, do not worship them!

Thanks for the advice, Nemo. I guess I was a bit too obsessed with them before now.

[TenebrisNemo]

Thanks for the present, Nemo. I guess I was a bit too obsessed with candies before now.

Uh oh, better not to open that present then!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh oh, better not to open that briefcase then!

Wait, what did you sa--*BOOM*

[TenebrisNemo]

Wait, what did you sa--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

You got Rickrolled, you can not escape from it for 5 hours.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You got Nyan Cat-ed, you can not escape from it for 5 hours.

But doesn't the Nyan cat video last for 10 hours? ...wait, I'm even more screwed now.

[Ali_Star]

But doesn't the Nyan cat video last for 10 hours? ...wait, I'm even more excited to see it now.

Just wait until you see the version where every time the cat says the letter 'n', it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie translated into Klingon!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just wait until you see the version where every time they say "one", it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie translated into Latin!

While that would be entertaining, I've had enough LazyTown for today.

[TenebrisNemo]

While that would be entertaining, I've had enough internet for today.

You may have had enough internet for a day, but the internet does not care!

[koltonaugust•]

You may have had enough corn for a day, but the corn children do not care!

I think your statement depends entirely on whether these corn children are of the cob or not.

[TenebrisNemo]

I think your statement depends entirely on whether these corny children are delicious or not.

No, do not eat the children. I already made food from chickens.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No, do not let the children outside. I already cut off the heads of the chickens.

What on earth were you thinking by doing that? You know they don't immediately die, right?

[TenebrisNemo]

What on earth were you thinking by destroying that fortress? You know they don't immediately die without holy water?

No worries, the priests are hiding in the bushes. When those ghouls come out, they shoot holy spit from their mouths on them!

[koltonaugust•]

No worries, the Ali_Stars are hiding in TenebrisNemo's house. When those ghouls go in, they shoot holy spit from their mouths on them!

It is too late. We must burn it all down... for the chickens. YOU WILL BE AVENGED!

[TenebrisNemo]

It is too late. We must burn it all down... for Harambe! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!

Please get that dead meme out of here. It smells like rotten sushi.