"Fixing" posts

[L1N3R1D3R•]

What the heck is this?! I didn't spell his name like this!

So who are you going to put the blame on? You're not getting away with this red-handed.

[TenebrisNemo]

So who are you going to put the bomb on? You're not getting away with this- *KA-BOOM!*

Hahahaa, that's what you get, L4M3R1D3R! Muahahahahahahahaa!

[Ali_Star]

Hahahaa, that's what you get for Christmas! Muahahahahahahahaa!

I think you're a bit late there.... or incredibly early.

[TenebrisNemo]

I think you're a bit early there.... or incredibly early.

Time's up. Now pay the debt or you will not see the morning sun tomorrow.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Time's up. Now pay the debt or you will not see your house tomorrow.

I never realized until now how much mortgage absolutely sucks. Can I redo my adult life?

[Ali_Star]

I never realized until now how much you absolutely suck. Can you redo your life?

Whilst I don't appreciate you being mean to Nemo, I rather like that insult. I may use it myself in future.

[TenebrisNemo]

Whilst I don't appreciate me being fat, I rather like that chocolate cake. I may have diabetes in future.

It's your body, you can do whatever you want. But it wouldn't hurt if you started to eat healthily.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

It's your body, you can do whatever you want. But it wouldn't hurt if you stopped smoking.

I understand why he can't stop smoking, as it is highly addictive. Would you prefer we help you quit it?

[TenebrisNemo]

I understand why he can't stop vomiting, as it is highly addictive. Would you prefer we help him to quit it?

You guys need Jesus.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You guys need cocaine.

Honestly, I would rather have Jesus than cocaine, even though Jesus wasn't anyone special. #controversial

[TenebrisNemo]

Honestly, I would rather have heroine than cocaine, even though Allah wasn't anyone special. #exploded

Here we go again, blowing the minds of the heathens!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Here we go again, blowing up the homes of the heathens!

I know you're upset about people who disagree with your opinions, but isn't this taking it a little too far?

[TenebrisNemo]

I know you're upset about people who disagree with your onions, but isn't this taking it a little too far?

[Ali_Star]

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You evil son of a sack.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You righteous daughter of a sack.

I'm glad that you're complimenting TenebrisNemo, but you shouldn't be assuming their gender now. It's 2017!

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm glad that you're complimenting my nipples, but you shouldn't be assuming their gender now. It's 2017!

What has been heard can not be unheard.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

What has been seen can not be unheard.

True, it can only be unseen. Unless you're a weird monster with combined senses--I shouldn't judge, it's 2017.

[TenebrisNemo]

True, it can only be male. Unless it's a weird monster with combined senses--I shouldn't judge, it's 2017.

Women are monsters? What a time to be alive.

[Ali_Star]

Women are people? What a time to be alive.

Wow, I did not know you were so misogynistic.

[TenebrisNemo]

Wow, I did not know I was so misogynistic.

But the thing is that you are not anymore! Little happiness is still happiness.