"Fixing" posts

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But the thing is that you are not anymore! LittleBigPlanet is still happiness.

Preach it, brother!

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm not playing, brother!

I noticed. Then I have no reason to visit this place.

[Ali_Star]

I noticed. Then I have no reason to live.

I am your reason to live.

[TenebrisNemo]

I am your reason to die.

Holy crap, call the exorcist!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Holy crap, call the police!

I don't see this online, entertaining form of forgery a crime. After all, everyone's doing it.

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't see this online, entertaining form of stealing other people's money a crime. After all, I love doing it.

Alright, you're under arrest. Everything what you say will be put against you.

[Ali_Star]

Alright, you're the president. Everything that you say will complete and utter nonsense.

Please can we keep politics out of this thread? This was supposed to be fun.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Please can we include politics in this thread? This is supposed to be fun.

Sounds like a plan. Hey, did you hear that Donald Trump reached an approval rating below 50% over 100x faster than Bush or Obama in both of their terms?

[TenebrisNemo]

Sounds like an explosion. Hey, did you hear that Osama Bin Laden reached an approval rating above 99% over 100x faster than Achmed or Mohammed in both of their bombings?

I hate it when I lose my Islamic friends into explosions.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I hate it when I lose my Christian friends into atheism.

Hey, they're just seeing a different light than you, that's all.

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey, they're just seeing a different fact than you, that's all.

2 + 2 = 5 is not an alternative fact, it's complete crap!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

9 + 10 = 21 is not a meme, it's complete mathematical truth!

Methinks you should retake kindergarten...and life, for that matter.

[TenebrisNemo]

Methinks I shoulda retake kindergarten...and life, for that matter.

Shut up, Jar Jar, nobody loves you!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Shut up, Ali_Star, nobody loves you!

Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know a human too?

[TenebrisNemo]

Why you gotta be so awesome?
Don't you know how to be a crappy human?

Thou shalt not knoweth mine gloriousth powerth.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Thou shalt not knoweth anythingith in thisith classth.

That's basically how I felt in one class last year, and how I feel in one class this year.

[TenebrisNemo]

That's basically how I felt in one trash can last year, and how I feel in my new home this year.

Try living in a jungle next year?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Try living in a coma next year?

That's the most subtle thing I've heard someone say before beating the hell out of someone else.

[TenebrisNemo]

That's the most hairiest thing I've heard someone say before beating the hell out of someone elses beard.

That's what barbers do. Beware.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's what dogs do. Beware.

I thought "cave canem" was a misspelled cane decorated with caves!