"Fixing" posts

[TenebrisNemo]

I thought "Donald Trump" was a misspelled idiot decorated with a wig!

Pls enough with Donald Trump. Donald Duck is far more entertaining.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Pls enough with the Trump. Cribbage is far more entertaining.

I understand that the trump card mechanic of euchre can be hard to learn, but at least you can try!

[Sir monacle]

я не понимаю that the trump card mechanic of euchre can be hard to learn, but at least you can die!

вы говорите по рускеей? Я говорите по руский немнога! По моему я знаю треедцать две слов.

(Google translate sucks when it comes to Russian grammar. Good luck translating! (No, I did not use google translate. Otherwise it'd be complete gibberish in the real world.))

[TenebrisNemo]

Monocle! Monacle! Sir Monacle!

*Opens PokeDex* Sir monacle, a rare psychic type pokemon, appears usually in LittleBigPlanet Central forums. Tries to twist and crush the mind of other pokemons.

[Sir monacle]

*Opens door* Sir monacle, a rare psychic type pokemon appeared in the LittleBigPlanet Central forums. Want to help me catch it?

Leave me alone, I'm playing poker!

I go all in.

[TenebrisNemo]

Leave me alone, I'm playing marriage!

I go all in.

Bad, move, Sir monacle! You shall regret that for 18 years!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Bad, move, Sir monacle! You shall lose all your money to my shops!

You shouldn't be such a ruthless player against him, this is his first Monopoly game!

[Sir monacle]

You shouldn't be such a ruthless CoD player against me, this is my first Xbox game!

Cod? Why don't guys play nicer game, like salmon, or halibut? Or give me some money so I can go play Texas Hold'em again.

[TenebrisNemo]

Cod? Why don't guys play nicer game, like Dark Souls, or Final Fantasy X? Or give me some money so I can go buy Bloodborne.

You got an excellent taste in games, Sir monacle. Here, have a heart.

[Sir monacle]

You have an excellent taste in dirt, Sir monacle. Here, have my heart.

Slightly gross. I do like dirt, though. Any chance I can get a discount?

[TenebrisNemo]

Slightly slimy. I do like jelly, though. Any chance I can get a discount?

If you have the green Jelly Time coupons. Otherwise you'll have to pay the full price.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

If you have the cookie dough ice cream coupons. Otherwise you'll have to pay the full price.

Ugh, Sir monacle, I told you we should have brought our coupon book!

[Sir monacle]

Ugh, Sir monacle, didn't I tell you to bring my "special" book?

Yes, but you locked your house. You shouldn't do that! Otherwise Gremlins will eat your face! Also, I'm not touching that thing.

[TenebrisNemo]

Yes, but you locked your pants. You shouldn't do that! Otherwise bugs will eat your face! Also, I'm not touching those things.

L1N3R1D3R's sack is not full of bugs. That's like being the Oogie Boogie.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

L1N3R1D3R's sack is not full of nuggets. That's like being Ronald McDonald.

I don't want to know about Ronald McDonald and his sack. Isn't this forum PG?

[Sir monacle]

I want to know about TeneBrisNemo and his sack. wait, Isn't this dating forum R?

Leave me out of this, man. I don't want any trouble! Just take the worthless pack of cards and get out.

[TenebrisNemo]

Leave my sack out of this, man. I don't want any love! Just take the worthless pack of chocolate and get out.

Sir monacle, you're breaking my heart.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Sir monacle, you're breaking my dishes.

It's not his fault that you gave him the sharpest knife in the world to eat with.

[TenebrisNemo]

It's not his fault that you gave him the strongest lightsaber in the world to eat with.

I didn't say EAT the Sith lord, I said BEAT the Sith lord!

[Sir monacle]

I didn't say kill the orange bird, I said BEAT the orange bird!

That's what I was doing! Over, and over again, just like you said. It's not my fault it can't take my mucho powers.